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Blonde Jokes of the Week
 
Q:What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A:Gifted.
Q:What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A:Pregnant.
Q:What did the blondes left leg say to the right?
A:Nothing they never met.
Q:What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A:Humpme Dumpme
Q:Why did the blonde fail her drivers test?
A:She couldnt get used to the back seat.
Q:How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A:One
Q:What do you get when you put 10 blondes in a freezer?
A:Frosted Flakes.
Q:How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
A:Tell her a joke on Friday.
Q:What does a blonde call safe sex?
A:A padded dashboard.
Q:What do blondes say after sex?
A:So are you guys on the same team.
 
Yo, Mama Jokes of the Week
Yo mama is so fat, when god said let there be light, he told yo mama to move her fat ass.
Yo mama is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and say's, "ok"
Yo mama is so ugly, I took her to the zoo and they said, "thanks for bringing her back"
Yo mama is so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama is so old she has Jesus' beeper number.
Yo mama is so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama is so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
Yo mama's underware has so many holes that when she farts they whistle.
 
Submitted Jokes of the week
Q:Whats the difference beyween O.J. and Elway?
A:One drives a white Bronco, the other is an old white Bronco.
Q:Whats the difference between a kinky person and a pervert?
A:A kinky person uses a feather, a pervert uses the whole chicken.
:Hear about the blind skunk that tried to rape a fart.
Q:Why don't midgets wear tampons?
A:Because they would trip over the string.
Q:How can you tell if you have acne?
A:When blind people start reading your face.


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